off our vacations between party/urban vacations, and major outdoor vacations. Last summer (2008) for our outdoor adventure we traveled the Southwest and hit several of the major attractions including The Grand Canyon, Reason 1: Boyfriend and I have jobs now. When we took our trip last summer we were very aware that we were using the last bit of our savings to travel. We were freshly graduated form college with plans for the distant future (LSATs, MCATs, and more school) but no idea what we were going to do in the immediate future (jobs). It was inevitable that would be moving in with my parents until we were able to find jobs with our pathetic resumes upon our return to California . 

Reason 2: We are prepared. Well I suppose that Boyfriend was prepared for our last outdoor adventure, but if mama ain’t happy…On our last backpacking adventure to the bottom of The Grand Canyon I
- was out of shape
- had not been backpacking since I was 10
- had a new backpack
- wore my water keens
Basically what I am saying is that I almost died. Thanks to our 5am departure from the top, we got to the bottom of the Grand Canyon fine, without heat stroke, and nothing to report but a couple of fairly major blisters courtesy of my sandals. After camping for the night at the bottom, near the infamous Phantom Ranch, the muscle soreness from the hike down had started to kick in. We left equally early the next morning, but I only made it about half of the way out of The Canyon before I was begging Boyfriend to rent me an emergency mule.
called Indian Garden, then there is another one 3 miles from the top, and finally one 1.5 miles from the top. I seriously did not think I was going to make it the last 3 miles out of The Canyon. The whole hike is supposed to take 5 hours, it took me about 8 and, I kid you not, 3 of those hours were spent walking the mile and a half between the 3 mile and 1.5 mile rest points. I was being passed by elderly people who would stop and rest with me and tell me about their pending hip replacement surgeries, no joke. The reason they have the rest stations is because families do day hikes to capture more spectacular views. We reached the 3 mile rest stop around 10am, so needless to say we began passing families on their way down to the various rest points. Fortunately I was able to provide educational opportunities for may of these young families who were teaching their kids how to hike. Parents would point me out to their small children and say “See how tired she is? That is why we have to pace ourselves.”
When we returned to our campsite at the top I made Boyfriend rub my entire body in Tigers Balm and curled up in a ball to die sleep, sans shower.
The next day I could not walk. I could only waddle. If you saw me from the back you would think I was 9 months pregnant with triplets. To add insult to injury, while I was waiting (in obvious pain) for the shower and old lady came up to me and started chatting about how she wasn’t sore at all because she does palaties at her gym at home.
I continued to be incredibly sore for about 2 weeks, and could still feel the remnants of the hike for about a month. Actually, I think if I stand on my toes my calves are still a little sore right now from that hike.

To sum things up I have a lot to prove on this Machu Picchu hike. The reason I think it will go better is because I bought hiking boots and have been wearing them around, I have been hitting they gym and trail running, and will be bringing lightweight, gluten free food. This should mean a much more pleasant trip for all people involved. Wish us luck!
*Please excuse me for calling my boyfriend, Boyfriend. I just couldn’t think of anything more creative and I didn’t think he would be thrilled if I used his real name… I just hope it is not as annoying as when my cousin calls her boyfriend her ‘man’ all the time.



